The company is called Hoxton Street Monster Supplies. The options are salt made from tears of laughter, salt made from tears of sorrow etc.
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I woke up this morning and saw all these things about me being cast in The Hunger Games, I was kind of curious for a second. So I called my agent. [My agent] was like ‘no one’s going to offer you that part.’ I was like, thanks for the reassurance.’
Robert Pattinson on rumors about being cast as Finnick Odair (x)
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If I were in the Hunger Games I would use one of the parachutes and gift containers and put all kinds of poisonous berries in them and then climb trees and send them down to unsuspecting tributes. Oh, you thought you were getting a nice fruit salad? Think again. POISON.
mouths 2 feed
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| Mom: | "Nob"? What is NOB? |
|---|---|
| Dad: | I don't know. It took it. |
| Mom: | You can't play it if you don't know what it means! *looks it up in dictionary* "A person of great wealth." Did you know that? |
| Dad: | No. |
| Mom: | You cheater! |
| Me: | What's going on? |
| Dad: | Your mom's mad at me for kicking her butt in Words With Friends. |
| Mom: | No, I'm mad at you because you're a poophead. |
| Me: | LOLLLLL |
| Dad: | But it's a word! |
| Mom: | But you didn't know that, you dork! *smacks him* |
| Dad: | And now I'm a dorky poophead. |
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